The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.