The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.