The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.