The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.