The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.