The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- The broadcast shows Mayer on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mayer has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.