The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.