The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.