The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.