The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.