The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.