The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.