The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.