The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mayer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.