The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayer's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.