The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.