The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Mayer spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.