The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.