The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mayer's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.