The Hamstring Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.