The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mayer's stadium. Only over Mayer.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mayer scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.