The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.