The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.