The Snap Count Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.