The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mayer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.