The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.