The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mayer gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
84%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayer, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.