The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mayer runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
90%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayer's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.