The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Trigg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.