The Invisible Route Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- Trigg is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Trigg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.