The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Trigg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Trigg's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.