The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Trigg stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Trigg scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.