The Hamstring Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Trigg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Trigg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.