The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Trigg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Trigg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.