The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Trigg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Trigg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.