The Invisible Route Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Ref: "Number Trigg, that's a flag." Trigg: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Trigg is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Trigg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.