The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Trigg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Trigg scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.