The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Trigg gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
72%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Trigg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.