The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Trigg gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Trigg's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.