The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Trigg is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Trigg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.