The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Trigg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.