The Snap Count Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Trigg gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Trigg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.