The Hamstring Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Trigg is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Trigg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.