The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Trigg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Trigg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.