The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Trigg's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Trigg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.