The Phantom Flag Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Rookie Trigg gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.
- Trigg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Trigg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.