The Blocking Assignment Hex of Michael Trigg
Michael Trigg · DAL · TE
“Trigg gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Baylor's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Trigg's week
- Trigg finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Trigg runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Trigg scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Trigg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Trigg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Trigg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.