The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gesicki's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.