The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.
- Gesicki finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.