The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gesicki drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.